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Added 9/25/02

Yeehaw!
Commentary: This is another that isn't particularly good, but is a big hit with
the audiences. I wonder why.

Added 9/19/02

Hellllloooo, Mr. Bass!
Commentary: I like this one. The lighting worked perfectly, except I had to
flip Bass to make the sun on the right (left) side.

Added 9/19/02

Photoshop takes Maddy to places she's never been.
Commentary: She asked, I answered. She still wants me to make it "funny".
Anyone with ideas that won't destroy the picture, feel free to tell me. And,
no, not Dorsch peering over the horizen. NO.

Added 9/10/02

Call me Ishmael.
Commentary: This is a combonation of two pictures, one taken in Nova Scotia,
the other taken in Martha's Vineyard. I worked on this one in a laptop driving
home from Prince Edward Island (north of Nova Scotia). It was a long drive.
Laptop batteries need to last longer.

Added 8/9/02

Ok, now that's weird.
Commentary: This was a big hit a Micheal's camp. He showed it off to people
who thought it was funny. It isn't very good, but the idea is funny. My
inspiration was just looking at Bihovesky's nose. He did destroy a great
picture. You can find it unbihovskiated in the "Photos" section of this site.

Added 7/17/02

Where's Bernie? There's Bernie! Find the 2 little Bernies.
Commentary: This one was very popular. People for the most part didn't
realize it was made up. Once they finally realized it was, I told them to
find the two little Bernies in the crowd. The funny thing is, after I said
that, it was impossible to tear anyone away from the picture until they
found the two me's. I guess that Waldo guy is rich.

Added 7/10/02

Commentary: Me and Isaac (yeah, I know, Isaac and I) went canooing in
the New Jersey Pinebarrens. I thought this looked cooler. Behind us is
actually my dad and brother in tubes.

Also added 07/07/02


My brother had fun in Chicago. Or he would have if he actually went there. . .
Commentary: I had done the one on top first, it was one of my most
succesful tries at manipulating photos. To take the picture of my brother,
I sat on the back seat of a tandem, and with both hands, took the picture.
The shadow is what makes me proud. In the bottom picture, my brother
is way to big.

Added 07/07/02

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson
Commentary: Okay, sue me!

Added 07/01/02

My flight lesson.
Commentary: An interesting creation, because the mere picture of me in a plane at the
pilots seat is neat enough. I probably shouldn't have gone through and messed with it,
especially with the canopy not being down. The lighting is really awful. Not my best work.
And the flight lesson was, well, something.

Added 06/30/02

It's all about camera placement. Actually, here's the original picture.
Commentary: This is one of my first works with photoshop. A whole lot changed in this
from the original Chicago skyline picture. First I added the one plane, then 4 more.
They were all originally parrallel with the ground, till I decided it looked better if
some were banked. Those birds actually flew over my house.

They're Pinky, they're Pinky, and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain. Narf!
Commentary: Pinky and the Brain fans loved this picture, unfortunately, that comes out
to one. This was easy to do, but because Pinky and the Brain were in a much bigger
picture, it was hard to take them out. But I managed, though it looks a little crude.

Surf's up.
Commentary: This is my first attempt at animation. I drew it up on my old Handspring Visor.

You will ONLY get this if
you were involved with the
Musical.
Bernie's commentary: This was actually drawn during a music rehearsal. I hope no one's mad. Big hit.