bonk

schwing!!!:-) (ethan) — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:44:00 +0000

quote from finance professor:
"In physics, the problems were so complicated. you had problems like: 'You are the pilot of a B2 bomber'- You're like 'oh shit! I don't even know how to fly a plane!'.

Foggy morning

Bernie — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:55:00 +0000

"George W. Told The Nation"

Jon — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:37:00 +0000

In honor of when Bernie posted about Bush sending more troops to Iraq by posting Tom Paxton's "Lyndon Johnson Told The Nation"...I've been directed to "George W. Told The Nation" by Tom Paxton. It's pretty much the same. Thought I'd share...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft36GQMmvXs

Security e-mail of the year

Bernie — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:42:00 +0000

Dear Students~

Early this morning while on routine patrol in the vicinity of Vassar Lake, one of our Security officers was alarmed by the sound of a man screaming, followed by a loud splash and the sudden flight of geese from the lake. Rushing to the scene, the officer saw nothing but immediately reported the incident to the CRC.

New picture

Bernie — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:50:00 +0000

schwing!!!:-) (ethan) — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:09:00 +0000

example used by professor in my philosophy class:

My sister will shave her head and join the space program, if the aliens land on her roof. Therefore, she will shave her head and join the space program, if the skies are clear Tuesday, since the aliens will land on the roof if the skies are clear Tuesday.

schwing!!!:-) (ethan) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:38:00 +0000

http://www.bugsandcranks.com/pittsburgh-pirates/talk-like-a-pittsburgh-pirate-day/

A Moment of Silence

Bernie — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 03:32:00 +0000

It was a dark and stormy night.

schwing!!!:-) (ethan) — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:45:00 +0000

bonk rules yea!!!.....
here's a link to a cool blog:
http://www.thepursuitofalchemy.blogspot.com/
it's a blog on innovation and transformational change, created by 2 jewish guys.

For Latin Lovers

marnee — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 05:59:00 +0000

http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/004685.html

this is a very useful page

schwing!!!:-) (ethan) — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:52:00 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I've_fallen_and_I_can't_get_up

How bored did I get today?

Bernie — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:18:00 +0000

I actually found myself at this website.

Shocking development

Bernie — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:06:00 +0000

According to Wikipedia (and its references), Amadeo Avogadro did NOT discover Avogadro's Number (6.02*10^23); it was discovered by by the Austrian physicist Johann Josef Loschmidt. I am very disappointed. I am ashamed at the nation of Italy.

Invitation

Bernie — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:40:00 +0000

This Saturday (the 30th), there will be fireworks in my neighborhood that night. You're all invited (all 2 of you readers) to my house to hang out before that, then go see them. Let me know if you're interested in coming. Tell your friends.

hot diggity

schwing!!!:-) (ethan) — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 22:45:00 +0000

like wow
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/baby_monitor_space;_ylt=ArhbMq6ZESfzeFI2oy3ytwEE1vAI

NPR pun?

Bernie — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:19:00 +0000

So I was listening to NPR this morning, and they had an interview with Bono. Right afterwards, the local anchor gave the weather, saying, "Hot day for you today." Hot day for U2 day?

no freakin way

schwing!!!:-) (ethan) — Fri, 25 May 2007 16:23:00 +0000

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2344838.html?menu=

that's it, no more Sainsbury’s herb salad for me

schwing!!!:-) (ethan) — Wed, 09 May 2007 22:35:00 +0000

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007210058,00.html

he's a real freak

schwing!!!:-) (ethan) — Sun, 06 May 2007 15:51:00 +0000

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8OTOHPG1&show_article=1

funnee

schwing!!!:-) (ethan) — Wed, 02 May 2007 22:35:00 +0000

i'm sorry, if this doesnt make you crack up, then you have no soul.
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/20070501.phtml

New term

Bernie — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:38:00 +0000

Someone who is very wealthy and very stupid (some CEO, for example) should called an incomepoop.

Totally random question

Bernie — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 00:16:00 +0000

Anyone know if it was anyone famous who said, "If it weren't for bad luck, we'd have no luck at all?" I always thought it was a baseball manager (Billy Martin or Casey Stengel came to mind), but a search has turned up nothing.

Vassar 1935

Bernie — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 17:46:00 +0000

I was doing some research for a paper, and found this jewel in the Vassar Alumnae magazine from 1935, about the rise of radicalism and communism among Vassar students-

STOP PLAYING WITH DOLLS

A male outsider expresses his views

Anonymous

I wasn't asked. I volunteered the information that parlor radicalism at women's colleges annoyed me. Why? Simply because I have become intolerant of those who lead and instigate such movements, as well as those who have been taken in by them.
The leaders, usually: a half-dozen physically unattractive, twenty-year-old girls who seek compensation for their lack of popularity with both men and women by banding together in discussion. . .

On Solitaire

Bernie — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:46:00 +0000

I just had this idea. When you play Solitaire, you should always call up a friend, and say, "Hey, I'm playing Solitaire, wanna be the other side?" That way, if you lose, your friend wins. It makes sense, because right now, if you lose Solitaire, no one wins, and so it's a total waste. This way, someone gets the pleasure of winning.

Just for the heck of it...

Bernie — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 15:23:00 +0000

Midnight Madness has been postponed.

*bonk*