<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684</id><updated>2008-03-04T15:48:15.652-05:00</updated><title type='text'>*bonk*</title><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/bonk.html'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml'/><author><name>Bernie</name></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>350</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-8772442775594239562</id><published>2008-03-04T15:44:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-03-04T15:48:15.683-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>quote from finance professor:&lt;br /&gt;"In physics, the problems were so complicated. you had problems like: 'You are the pilot of a B2 bomber'- You're like 'oh shit! I don't even know how to fly a plane!'.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2008/03/quote-from-finance-professor-in-physics.html' title=''/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=8772442775594239562' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/8772442775594239562'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/8772442775594239562'/><author><name>schwing!!!:-) (ethan)</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-6936537785424268075</id><published>2008-02-18T22:55:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-18T22:58:33.198-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Foggy morning</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/uploaded_images/IMG_4183a-764268.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/uploaded_images/IMG_4183a-764262.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2008/02/foggy-morning.html' title='Foggy morning'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=6936537785424268075' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/6936537785424268075'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/6936537785424268075'/><author><name>Bernie</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-8776246036240031596</id><published>2008-01-02T03:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-02T03:39:32.718-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"George W. Told The Nation"</title><content type='html'>In honor of when Bernie posted about Bush sending more troops to Iraq by posting Tom Paxton's "Lyndon Johnson Told The Nation"...I've been directed to "George W. Told The Nation" by Tom Paxton.  It's pretty much the same.  Thought I'd share...&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft36GQMmvXs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2008/01/george-w-told-nation.html' title='&quot;George W. Told The Nation&quot;'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=8776246036240031596' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/8776246036240031596'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/8776246036240031596'/><author><name>Jon</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-894386147447809153</id><published>2007-12-19T21:42:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-19T21:42:40.170-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Security e-mail of the year</title><content type='html'>Dear Students~&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Early this morning while on routine patrol in the vicinity  of Vassar Lake, one of our Security officers was alarmed by the sound of a man  screaming, followed by a loud splash and the sudden flight of geese from the  lake.  Rushing to the scene, the officer saw nothing but immediately reported  the incident to the CRC.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/12/security-e-mail-of-year.html' title='Security e-mail of the year'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=894386147447809153' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/894386147447809153'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/894386147447809153'/><author><name>Bernie</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-4659725610829014358</id><published>2007-12-06T09:50:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-06T09:56:21.311-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New picture</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/uploaded_images/quadclouds-785397.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/uploaded_images/quadclouds-785392.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/12/new-picture.html' title='New picture'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=4659725610829014358' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/4659725610829014358'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/4659725610829014358'/><author><name>Bernie</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-5753943967470774989</id><published>2007-10-15T18:09:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-15T18:10:36.380-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>example used by professor in my philosophy class:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My sister will shave her head and join the space program, if the aliens land on her roof. Therefore, she will shave her head and join the space program, if the skies are clear Tuesday, since the aliens will land on the roof if the skies are clear Tuesday.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/10/example-used-by-professor-in-my.html' title=''/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=5753943967470774989' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/5753943967470774989'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/5753943967470774989'/><author><name>schwing!!!:-) (ethan)</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-8625039734025580306</id><published>2007-09-25T00:38:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-25T00:38:45.781-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>http://www.bugsandcranks.com/pittsburgh-pirates/talk-like-a-pittsburgh-pirate-day/</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/09/httpwww.html' title=''/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=8625039734025580306' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/8625039734025580306'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/8625039734025580306'/><author><name>schwing!!!:-) (ethan)</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-4388874222403124549</id><published>2007-09-07T23:32:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-07T23:32:55.068-04:00</updated><title type='text'>A Moment of Silence</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/08/books/07cnd-lengle.html?_r=1&amp;amp;oref=slogin"&gt;It was a dark and stormy night.&lt;/a&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/09/moment-of-silence.html' title='A Moment of Silence'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=4388874222403124549' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/4388874222403124549'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/4388874222403124549'/><author><name>Bernie</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-163738335885487355</id><published>2007-08-17T12:45:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-17T12:49:20.505-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>bonk rules yea!!!.....&lt;br /&gt;here's a link to a cool blog:&lt;br /&gt;http://www.thepursuitofalchemy.blogspot.com/&lt;br /&gt;it's a &lt;span&gt; blog on innovation and transformational change, created by 2 jewish guys.&lt;/span&gt;</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/08/bonk-rules-yea.html' title=''/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=163738335885487355' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/163738335885487355'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/163738335885487355'/><author><name>schwing!!!:-) (ethan)</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-7496776230723580042</id><published>2007-07-07T01:59:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-07T01:59:59.906-04:00</updated><title type='text'>For Latin Lovers</title><content type='html'>http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/004685.html</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/07/httpitre.html' title='For Latin Lovers'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=7496776230723580042' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/7496776230723580042'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/7496776230723580042'/><author><name>marnee</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-9061189774586482082</id><published>2007-07-02T21:52:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-02T21:53:09.074-04:00</updated><title type='text'>this is a very useful page</title><content type='html'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I've_fallen_and_I_can't_get_up</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/07/this-is-very-useful-page.html' title='this is a very useful page'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=9061189774586482082' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/9061189774586482082'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/9061189774586482082'/><author><name>schwing!!!:-) (ethan)</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-3841450838927849892</id><published>2007-06-27T14:18:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-27T14:18:49.974-04:00</updated><title type='text'>How bored did I get today?</title><content type='html'>I actually found myself at &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocktail_umbrella"&gt;this &lt;/a&gt;website.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/06/how-bored-did-i-get-today.html' title='How bored did I get today?'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=3841450838927849892' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/3841450838927849892'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/3841450838927849892'/><author><name>Bernie</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-1172220663097464573</id><published>2007-06-26T14:06:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-26T14:09:38.683-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Shocking development</title><content type='html'>According to Wikipedia (and its references), Amadeo Avogadro did NOT discover Avogadro's Number (6.02*10^23); it was discovered by by the Austrian physicist Johann Josef Loschmidt. I am very disappointed. I am ashamed at the nation of Italy.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/06/shocking-development.html' title='Shocking development'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=1172220663097464573' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/1172220663097464573'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/1172220663097464573'/><author><name>Bernie</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-5266638299618708044</id><published>2007-06-23T21:40:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-23T21:42:18.130-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Invitation</title><content type='html'>This Saturday (the 30th), there will be fireworks in my neighborhood that night. You're all invited (all 2 of you readers) to my house to hang out before that, then go see them. Let me know if you're interested in coming. Tell your friends.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/06/invitation.html' title='Invitation'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=5266638299618708044' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/5266638299618708044'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/5266638299618708044'/><author><name>Bernie</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-1619675637655120621</id><published>2007-06-17T18:45:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-17T18:45:49.048-04:00</updated><title type='text'>hot diggity</title><content type='html'>like wow&lt;br /&gt;http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/baby_monitor_space;_ylt=ArhbMq6ZESfzeFI2oy3ytwEE1vAI</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/06/hot-diggity.html' title='hot diggity'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=1619675637655120621' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/1619675637655120621'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/1619675637655120621'/><author><name>schwing!!!:-) (ethan)</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-3246345846887215747</id><published>2007-06-08T07:19:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-08T07:20:48.452-04:00</updated><title type='text'>NPR pun?</title><content type='html'>So I was listening to NPR this morning, and they had an interview with Bono. Right afterwards, the local anchor gave the weather, saying, "Hot day for you today." Hot day for U2 day?</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/06/npr-pun.html' title='NPR pun?'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=3246345846887215747' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/3246345846887215747'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/3246345846887215747'/><author><name>Bernie</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-2586899996515004798</id><published>2007-05-25T12:23:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-25T12:24:01.738-04:00</updated><title type='text'>no freakin way</title><content type='html'>http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2344838.html?menu=</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/05/no-freakin-way.html' title='no freakin way'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=2586899996515004798' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/2586899996515004798'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/2586899996515004798'/><author><name>schwing!!!:-) (ethan)</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-9078623724582126607</id><published>2007-05-09T18:35:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-09T18:35:57.520-04:00</updated><title type='text'>that's it, no more Sainsbury’s herb salad for me</title><content type='html'>http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007210058,00.html</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/05/thats-it-no-more-sainsburys-herb-salad.html' title='that&apos;s it, no more Sainsbury’s herb salad for me'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=9078623724582126607' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/9078623724582126607'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/9078623724582126607'/><author><name>schwing!!!:-) (ethan)</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-7602411474021728534</id><published>2007-05-06T11:51:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T11:51:48.998-04:00</updated><title type='text'>he's a real freak</title><content type='html'>http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8OTOHPG1&amp;amp;show_article=1</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/05/hes-real-freak.html' title='he&apos;s a real freak'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=7602411474021728534' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/7602411474021728534'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/7602411474021728534'/><author><name>schwing!!!:-) (ethan)</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-5973210886970274229</id><published>2007-05-02T18:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-05-02T18:36:27.388-04:00</updated><title type='text'>funnee</title><content type='html'>i'm sorry, if this doesnt make you crack up, then you have no soul.&lt;br /&gt;http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/20070501.phtml</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/05/funnee.html' title='funnee'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=5973210886970274229' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/5973210886970274229'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/5973210886970274229'/><author><name>schwing!!!:-) (ethan)</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-2972107810566167371</id><published>2007-04-30T12:38:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-30T12:39:13.715-04:00</updated><title type='text'>New term</title><content type='html'>Someone who is very wealthy and very stupid (some CEO, for example) should called an incomepoop.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/04/new-term.html' title='New term'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=2972107810566167371' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/2972107810566167371'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/2972107810566167371'/><author><name>Bernie</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-3542666153169988164</id><published>2007-04-15T20:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-15T20:18:51.665-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Totally random question</title><content type='html'>Anyone know if it was anyone famous who said, "If it weren't for bad luck, we'd have no luck at all?" I always thought it was a baseball manager (Billy Martin or Casey Stengel came to mind), but a search has turned up nothing.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/04/totally-random-question.html' title='Totally random question'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=3542666153169988164' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/3542666153169988164'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/3542666153169988164'/><author><name>Bernie</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-7907210198844003706</id><published>2007-04-13T13:46:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-13T13:51:57.959-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Vassar 1935</title><content type='html'>I was doing some research for a paper, and found this jewel in the Vassar Alumnae magazine from 1935, about the rise of radicalism and communism among Vassar students-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;STOP PLAYING WITH DOLLS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A male outsider expresses his views&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anonymous&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wasn't asked.  I volunteered the information that parlor radicalism at women's colleges annoyed me.  Why?  Simply because I have become intolerant of those who lead and instigate such movements, as well as those who have been taken in by them.&lt;br /&gt;The leaders, usually: a half-dozen physically unattractive, twenty-year-old girls who seek compensation for their lack of popularity with both men and women by banding together in discussion. . .</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/04/vassar-1935.html' title='Vassar 1935'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=7907210198844003706' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/7907210198844003706'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/7907210198844003706'/><author><name>Bernie</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-2736309906452255499</id><published>2007-04-08T01:46:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-08T01:47:54.904-04:00</updated><title type='text'>On Solitaire</title><content type='html'>I just had this idea. When you play Solitaire, you should always call up a friend, and say, "Hey, I'm playing Solitaire, wanna be the other side?" That way, if you lose, your friend wins. It makes sense, because right now, if you lose Solitaire, no one wins, and so it's a total waste. This way, someone gets the pleasure of winning.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/04/on-solitaire.html' title='On Solitaire'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=2736309906452255499' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/2736309906452255499'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/2736309906452255499'/><author><name>Bernie</name></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13449684.post-4488848207042152678</id><published>2007-03-28T11:23:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-28T11:24:59.733-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Just for the heck of it...</title><content type='html'>Midnight Madness has been postponed.</content><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/2007/03/just-for-heck-of-it.html' title='Just for the heck of it...'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=13449684&amp;postID=4488848207042152678' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ernieba1.com/bonk/atom.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/4488848207042152678'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/13449684/posts/default/4488848207042152678'/><author><name>Bernie</name></author></entry></feed>