Damn!

From: Director of Residential Life
To: students@vassar.edu
Subject: Weapons Regulations

In accordance with New York State Penal Law Article 265 Section 265.01, it is a crime in New York State to possess a rifle, shotgun, air gun (including BB guns), spring gun, or other firearm when in the buildings or on the grounds of any school, college, or university, even if you have a valid New York State firearm permit. It is also a crime to possess nunchacku (or karate sticks), daggers, switchblades, locking butterfly knives, stun guns, and any other instruments that are deemed unlawful by New York State Penal Law Article 10.

GREAT NEW BUMPER STICKERS

I got this very funny email that I thought you would all enjoy!

Subject: GREAT NEW BUMPER STICKERS
These are excellent! 2009 can't get here fastenough...may our country survive till it does...
1) (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush.
2) 1/20/09: End of an Error
3) That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
4) Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First
5) If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
6) Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
7) You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time
8) If You Can Read This, You're Not the President
9) Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant
10) Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
11) George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
12) Impeachment: It's Not Just for Sex Anymore
14) America : One Nation, Under Surveillance
15) They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
16) Cheney/Satan '08
17) Jail to the Chief
18) No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade
19) Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap
20) Bad president! No Banana.
21) We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
22) We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
23) Is It Vietnam Yet?
24) Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
25) Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
26) You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
27) When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
28) The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
29) 2004: Embarrassed 2005: Horrified 2006: Terrified

yizzle

yo about a week ago i ran into tzvi, you know the black dude who went to akiba with us. yea hes still hangin around wynnewood, goin to yeshiva and what not. hes still the same black talkin tzvi, spendin all his time playin basketball with his homies.

hello

just in case anybody gives a crap, i just took a few minutes of my time to switch to the new blogger- without it you cannot post on bonk just so you all know

Iraq, Bush, etc.

My views on the war in Iraq aren't very solidified, but I thought in light of tonight's announcement to send more troops over, this song, "Lyndon Johnson Told the Nation", by Tom Paxton, seems pretty apt.

Good thing I'm Pennsylvanian!

From the New Jersey State Constitution (Article II, Section I):

"No idiot or insane person shall enjoy the right of suffrage."

Happy New Year

Sorry for lack of posting. I am still alive. Sorry.