There Once Was a...

There once was a man named Bush
He likes to sit on his tush
He’s a lazy ass
He’s obsessed with gas
And now our country’s fucked mush

There once was a guy with a stirrup
Iraq, he loved to blow up
He’s full of Crap
He loves to nap
In 00 McCain should have beat up

There once was a Rebbe
Neither Ortho nor shmageggi
He like the middle
He's fond of the fiddle
So he formed conserv to be free

BEAT THAT BERNARD, MUU HAAA HAAA HAAA HOOO HOOO HAAA!!!!!!!
(no you idiot, it is ment to be an evil laugh)