We have a new contributor: the one and only Jon Rubin, who's been stalking us for quite some time. As a condition for joining the blog, he has agreed to eat a live gerbil.
Well, um, I'll throw a live gerbil out the window if you invite me. I wonder which would be the loudest: frat parties heard from Spruce Street to my window on the 21st floor, the splat of a live gerbil thrown from 21 floors above, or the scream of a frat boy hit by a gerbil thrown from my window.
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YEAH!!! YEAH!!! ANCORE!!!(however it's spelled) BRAVO!!!
Encore, Matt. Encore.
Well, um, I'll throw a live gerbil out the window if you invite me. I wonder which would be the loudest: frat parties heard from Spruce Street to my window on the 21st floor, the splat of a live gerbil thrown from 21 floors above, or the scream of a frat boy hit by a gerbil thrown from my window.
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