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Low Voltage Update

I am suffering from an acute lack of laptop power cord. As such, I will be appearing online infrequently until I can attain one (HURRY UP, YOU DUMB USPS!!!). Feel free to give me a call, as I am likely sitting in front of a blank computer screen, pretending to have a conversation with someone, likely you.

Important e-mail recieved

I still haven’t checked my mailbox. For some reason I can’t bring myself to walk a half a block to check my mail lol. I am writing to you, though, because I wanted to tell you that the other day I saw Mr. Bonecutter in the supermarket. I didn’t say hi but I think that he recognized me. Anyway for some reason I wanted to tell you and strangely I find the whole incident kind of funny (I have no idea why lol). I hope that everything is going well with you!

--Marissa

So Damn Sexy

Sometimes, you just have to recognize art for what it is.

(Thanks to Meredith Klein for the art)

Fantastic Opportunity!

Here's an absolutely fanTASTIC opportunity for those of you planning to be bored on your first days of winter break! Between December 16th and 22nd, come up and VISIT ME and then (the best part), enjoy my company for the next three hours as you DRIVE ME HOME! WOW! Either stay overnight, or just come up for the day. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so DON'T let it pass you by!

Announcement

We should all get together and hang out at some point during this break (at a time when I'm home too). I'm thinking Friday, or Saturday night. Other people's input would be great.

Actual E-mail Recieved Today

Hunting Season Alert

The Big Game hunting season starts at dawn tomorrow (Saturday).
Hunters may be illegally wandering in our woods in search of the wily whitetail. We will be bolstering our patrols at the Farm,Golf Course and Boardman road areas in an effort to thwart any poachers.

Avoiding our wooded areas, especially during the early morning and late afternoon hours for the next two weeks is highly recommended. Leaving the wacky hat with the antlers in the closet would be a good idea as well.

Don Marsala
Director of Security

Athletic Achievement

Last night, I participated in an intramural badminton tournament. I am proud to say that I came home with a T-shirt for WINNING SECOND PLACE! It should, however, be noted that only one other person showed up for the tournament.

Snow Alert

Monday night: 30% chance of snow showers.

Its Snow!

Who wants the white stuff, I can provide it now. YEAH!!!

Just for the heck of it...

Eurotrip.

The Clear?

Clear stuff? I am NOT interested in steroids!

WHY SNOW?!

Why would anyone want snow when you cna have rain 24/7. Rain rain rain. all we get it rain, but i am told it will stop soon, yeah, when the snow comes. I can gladly send you some of the clear stuff if you want it.

PLEASE

Send some of the white stuff over here!!!
And no, not cocaine, there's plenty of that here already.

Snow?! Ha!

Oh, dude, we had snow a month ago already. Sorry to bust your special bubble.

The snow alert is ON

Forcast for Thursday: Slight chance of snow showers before 8am.

Somebody's 19

Happy birthday!

Website Additions

Some notable additions to this website:
New Classcam pictures (scroll down on page to
see them) of Talk Like A Pirate day and last day of school.
Online version of my yearbook page.
Pictures of Ireland.
Pictures of Nova Scotia (again).

Enjoy!

Guess-the-Google

Found this awesomely cool game. It's really addictive, and makes you think (always can use practice, right Michael?)
Guess-The-Google

Guess the keyword that was entered into Google in order to generate the 20 pictures that appear. YAY! FUN!

no... No... NOOOOOOOOOOO!

THERE'S NO MAIL DELIVERY ON VETERANS DAY.

Do I have too much free time on my hands?

Maybe.

dunkin donuts

the new dunkin donuts commercial just scared me and then i laughed.
the guy in the office room wanted change so he braided his hair- and white men don't do that. and that has nothing to do with buying donuts.
i typed this while watching family guy so i'm in a really awesome mood.

How we gonna pay?

I've got no problem waiting till I get home to see Rent with you guys. That would be really cool, actually. It comes out on the 23rd. I'm not so sure that we would need advance tickets, but I dunno, it is Thanksgiving weekend, after all. You guys let me know.

Law and Order

Not only that, but the entire thing was parrallel to nuremberg, they talked about natzis and Oliver vendel Homes and all that jazz. I called bernie in the middle once they mentions Holmes. It was really eary.
On another note who is excited for rent. i think we should meet in cherry hill and go see it together. in additionn should we get tickets in advance i have a feeling it is one of those time tickets will go fast.
(I appolgizes for my spelling, as you ca see college hasn't been able to fix that problem yet)

Another Inside Joke For Your Enjoyment

Hey, Michael, remember that time in eighth grade when Ms. D'Andrea announced to the class that she wasn't married... yet? Well, I was talking to this girl here (we're not going out, but that's an entirely different story) and, as it turns out, she also had a science teacher who wasn't yet married. It took me a minute, and then it occurred to me- it must be Ms. D'Andrea! This girl must be married to Ms. D'Andrea (it's legal in Massachusits)! I can't believe I didn't realize it at first.

On a slightly more coherent note, did anyone see 'Law and Order' on Wednesday night? There was a scene where a person who was unwillfully steralized completely broke down while testifying in court. It was like nothing I had ever seen before.

talk quieter

i could have sworn i overheard someone say this:
masturbating- everyone was doing it...can you imaginge snowmen having sex?
i dont know y anyone would have a need to talk about that with anyone at anytime.

To Dorsch

So I was in Hebrew class today, and this girl across the way happens to have been friends with two girls I was in Europe with 2 years ago (one of which I had gone out with), and immediately following, the girl sitting next to her says "Yeah, David, and I was on your Wheels bus." It was Tamar Winter. I can't believe I didn't remember her. Not that we were friends with her, but I still should have realized that I knew her, right? Also, she's still in love with the Mangina 4 (if you remember our one-hit wonder, The Lion Sleeps Tonight, and its sequel, Hakuna Matata). Crazy stuff.

Sorry for those of you who don't know who/what I'm talking about. Here's a quote to satisfy you people:
"You know what threw me off? That 'language' was a big word." ~Kid in my Psych class.

Sounds Familiar

I swear Michael's done that to me before. Or maybe he asked me to hum on his forehead. I try not to remember these things.