This Buds for You!
Today we salute you stressed out college student during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on starbucks & aderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissisticrage. I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Hannukah break is just days away, and your prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold bud light after that last exam, because for most of us, Hannukah will be spent in rehab.
4 Comments:
B u d apostrophe s. Compound with 'is'.
BTW- this is to get back at all of you for making fun of me for my less-than-entirely successful editorship.
Well at least you are now admitting its failure. That's the first step to recovery.
Ew...Bud Light.
Hannukah will be spent in rehab.
good closing right there.
but the thing about checking the buddy list 800 times is just not true, unless ur too drunk to count.
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