Revelations

I'm on the phone with Marti right now from Israel, and I just heard the strangest comment I think I may ever hear:

Marti: "I'm going to come back a completely changed person. You won't even recognize me. You know why?"
Me: "Why?"
Marti: "I like cottage cheese now."
...Very long pause...
Me: "I'm going to hang up the phone now."