Mrs. Hoagland Would Be Proud
I wrote this right before a linear algebra test:
I'm too sexy for addition
too sexy for subtraction
too sexy for division.
I'm too sexy for my fractions
too sexy for decimals
too sexy for mixed numbers.
I'm too sexy for exponents
too sexy for the log
log's going to leave me.
I'm too sexy for my parabola
too sexy for my hyperbola
too sexy for my asymptote.
I'm too sexy for my asymptote
too sexy for my asymptote
so damn sexy.
I'm too sexy for my sine
too sexy for my cosine
too sexy for my tangent.
I'm too sexy for my matrix
too sexy for my vector
too sexy for my span.
And I'm too sexy for my asymptote
too sexy for my asymptote
so damn sexy.
I'm too sexy for addition
too sexy for subtraction
too sexy for division.
I'm too sexy for my fractions
too sexy for decimals
too sexy for mixed numbers.
I'm too sexy for exponents
too sexy for the log
log's going to leave me.
I'm too sexy for my parabola
too sexy for my hyperbola
too sexy for my asymptote.
I'm too sexy for my asymptote
too sexy for my asymptote
so damn sexy.
I'm too sexy for my sine
too sexy for my cosine
too sexy for my tangent.
I'm too sexy for my matrix
too sexy for my vector
too sexy for my span.
And I'm too sexy for my asymptote
too sexy for my asymptote
so damn sexy.
5 Comments:
show that to the math department at vassar and you might just get an A like you always do.
i dub this poem the best poem in all the land. it touched me like a chiwawa eating a taco or something weird like that.
does mrs. hoagland know radek bonk? they should go on a blind date sometime :-)
I like how Ethan talks to himself in the comments section...
look, people are not making comments- i mean is anyone ever going to comment again - obviously you look at comments, but do u make them? nooooooo, ur to busy- wait, no ur not, ur wasting ur time reading this blog.
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