The Boat
Sinks
By Bernie Langer
There I was, trapped, with nowhere to go. I lokoed back for help. No one was there. No one, that is, except Phil. I turned around and yelled, "Phil, get me out of here!" To make a long story short, Phil tripped on a twig, and became paralized above the waist. Phil communicates with people now with a system of blinking. I, on the other hand, am now a multi-millionaire living in Seattle.
Anyway, I was trapped, no longer with any help available. The situation was bad. Then, out of nowhere, came Charlton Heston screaming, "Out of my way, you Communist pigs!" He took out his sumi-automatic, and killed everybody, except me and Phil.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: OK! THIS IS REALLY AWFUL. AGREED.