
If you know it, you avoid
it. If you've read it, you await more.
If you don't know it, you aren't sure what to think.
Pieces of fiction by Bernie Langer.
About these compilations of words. . .
School, enthralling as it
usually is, gets boring. So, I decided to start
writing nonsense during class. Here is the nonsense.
Hark! (includes picture)
Encroachment of the Canucks (To be released serially. Chapters 1, 2, and 3 completed. Awaiting publishing contract.)
News item: Arab Terrorists Take Back Numbers
10th Grade Mini-stories (Most
boring trip ever resulted in these non-sensical writings. These
were written before anything else here. The titles have nothing
to do with anything):
Cats=Smells
Stuffy
McStuff Stuff
The
Big Fluff
The
Boat Sinks
No
Dice, Rocko
More to come. It should hopefully get better.
I don't know much about the
United States copywrite laws. Just don't copy this stuff and say
you wrote it. If you are a copywrite lawyer, e-mail me. I need to
know how this stuff works.
"Absolute Fiction" has an "e" in
"Absolute". Any similarities to the name of any vodka
company is purely coincedental.