If you know it, you avoid it. If you've read it, you await more.
If you don't know it, you aren't sure what to think.
Pieces of fiction by Bernie Langer.

About these compilations of words. . .

School, enthralling as it usually is, gets boring. So, I decided to start
writing nonsense during class. Here is the nonsense.

Hark! (includes picture)

Hark in the World of Triggy

Amadeo at the Pub

Encroachment of the Canucks (To be released serially. Chapters 1, 2, and 3 completed. Awaiting publishing contract.)

News item: Arab Terrorists Take Back Numbers

10th Grade Mini-stories (Most boring trip ever resulted in these non-sensical writings. These were written before anything else here. The titles have nothing to do with anything):
Cats=Smells
Stuffy McStuff Stuff
The Big Fluff
The Boat Sinks
No Dice, Rocko
More to come. It should hopefully get better.

 

 

 

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I don't know much about the United States copywrite laws. Just don't copy this stuff and say you wrote it. If you are a copywrite lawyer, e-mail me. I need to know how this stuff works.
"Absolute Fiction" has an "e" in "Absolute". Any similarities to the name of any vodka company is purely coincedental.